Hypothetical Questions

Virgin

Facebook. Casue? Money and bitchez

Google or Coke

Tap dancer

i think that is easy - i would be a poet because poets are born, tap dancing is a learned art - for example, you can't learn to rhyme jay-z or eminiem or frost or pick your poet, but you can take tap classes and even get a scholarship

Garbage men bin men what ever you call them you get great pay and a pension so yess

Garbage men make a really nice living.

A professional their

if i could be anything in the world i would want to be the sun, becuase it makes everyone happy

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Astronaut.

Ron Paul

Not obama

Some nice 5 year old girl.

God

Myself.

Hookers. I would do hookers.

on the first day i would make love to the first lady, eat a great breakfast, lunch and dinner and make love to the first lady again because your job is too stressful after the first day

Kill myself.

So basically get bored for $250,000 a year? Obviously yes, who wouldn't? Most jobs are boring.

yes, i would give it a year and if i like it, i would give it another year - easy question, there is no contract or penalty for taking it one year at a time

Stupid question... Of course I would...

absofuckinglutely

dont be fat

I'd tell me to be a counsellor (It's what I am now, but at least I would have done it earlier)

Human centipede.

make them do cosplay of their own act out scenes and eventually do sexual things to eachother while they are doing it, or get sexual ideas from fanfiction writers

at 1800 I would like to be a teacher
at 1200 I would like to be a sultan

A Mason, carpenter.

I'd go to a prostitute first. Just to see how my boss feels.

I finger banged a chick I use to work with, was pretty awkward after that but we got over it. SO yeah I'd date a coworker.

Depends on the co

Not my asshole co workers, no. In general yes it could work.